Archive for December, 2008

Energy Pills Adventure

Monday, December 29th, 2008

So there’s this new ride at Effective Diet Pills Land, it’s called Energy Pills: The Ride, and it’s intense! It’s so intense, I pooped my pants, and I wasn’t even taking Alli at the time. What the heck, right? There’s this one part where you think that you’re sitting next to ephedra weight loss, but that’s just the most effective diet pill talking. I pooped energy diet pills when I was done. Thanks!

Energy Pill Face

Monday, December 29th, 2008

So there’s this energy pill, right? So, he’s like the best energy pill that ever lived, okay? He went to a school for the best energy pills, alright? He wasn’t good enough, so he got sent to a farm where he trained with some old dude with a beard, okay? Well he did this little punch thing against wood while pounding down weight loss energy pill after energy diet pill, alright?

Hey, Best Energy Pills

Monday, December 29th, 2008

So my grandma just loves energy diet pills, she loves them so much, she crams as many as she can down her 107 year old throat. She only takes the best energy pills, and she laughs in the face of inferior energy pills. She can do a quadruple backflip onto a moving train without breaking a hip. Why? best energy diet pills, that’s why! Best energy pill, please.

Hey, Best Energy Pill

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Are you ready for the best energy pill? I don’t think you are. Let me see your war face! Woah! I guess you are ready for the best energy pills! Alright, so we all know that energy pills is plural for energy pill, right? Sound off like you got a pair, private! Left, right, left, right, left, weight loss energy pill!

I found the best dietary supplement but…

Monday, December 8th, 2008

…I forgot the name. I’ve been looking for the best dietary supplement for people who are morbidly obese. I don’t just need a dietary supplement, I either need multiple dietary supplements or some kind of weight loss dietary supplement. I found a good article on dietary supplement health and became obsessed with finding a natural dietary supplement. I don’t remember the name but I found a good herbal dietary supplement. I don’t remember the name but it’s in a blue box in the vitamins dietary supplement of your local supplement store.

I want the very best diet supplement!

Monday, December 8th, 2008

And I want it now! What is the best diet supplement? In fact, are there diet diet supplements? Maybe that’s overkill, I just want a  diet supplement that I don’t have to think about. Just some kind of system of weight loss diet supplements that I don’t have to remember to take or administer. If I had this mystery weight loss diet supplement, I would give up all my other diet and supplements. If you know the name of my dream diet nutrition supplement, please tell me. If you know of any good blogs on leading diet pill supplement research, I’ll take that too.

xenadrine: some assembly required

Monday, December 8th, 2008

I got some sample xenadrine in the mail. But I keep getting the xenadrine rfa all over the xenadrine rfa 1. I wish you didn’t have to mix the cytodyne xenadrine with the xenadrine ephedra by hand. It makes the xenadrine nrg stickier than I normally like my nrg. But I guess I’d still buy xenadrine. If I have to buy xenadrine rfa separate just to go on the xenadrine diet… well… that’s a different story entirely.

ZCA stack

Monday, December 8th, 2008

I really like zca stack. However, I haven’t been able to find an honest zca stack review in all the world’s zca stack reviews. I think that you can make zca stack work. Especially if you buy zca stack. Buy it and go on the zca stack diet! The only question you should have is can I buy zca stack for zca stack? It’s the only cool enough to give to itself. What?

Alli-Son

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Alli weight loss aid? Hurry up and buy! Alli! Alli com? Yes! Super love time happy fancy action hour! Oh? Rodan loves alli pill, he alli weight all over your moms, better watch out! Hurry up and buy or get out of my store you stupid stupid person. I’ll break your chest cage, you watch out.

Lipo 6 is Cool!

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Lipo 6 is basically my best friend, we do everything together. Lipo 6 x gets jealous sometimes, but he’s just a jerk. Lipo 6 ephedra free even tried to kidnap Lipo 6 hers and I was all “yo man, I don’t care about her.” Nutrex lipo 6 is the only person I care about in the whole entire world.